my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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