but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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