i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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