Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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