I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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