It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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