honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
