how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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