Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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