I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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