i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
