I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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