every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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