I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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