Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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