So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
