Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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