I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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