I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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