she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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