I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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