Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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