Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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