Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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