I want to walk on stilts...naked
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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