question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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