Well douche your snatch and let's go!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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