I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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