i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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