I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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