Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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