Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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