so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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