i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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