Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
either way he was missing a nipple.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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