She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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