He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Drunk
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize