I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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