is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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