The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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