I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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