I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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