We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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