Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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