Buhtt sex?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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