I accidentally burped into my bong.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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