Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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