so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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