I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He felt like a one man threesome
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Let's get the cat blown out
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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