I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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