so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just blew my weed a kiss
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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