My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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