Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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